[makes sweet, sweet love to coffee]

I've been grouchy all morning, and then I realized it was because I haven't had my coffee! My sweet, sweet coffee! Nectar of life, bringer of joy! [snuggles cup]

Also, it's a great thing to go into the breakroom and see that a pot has already been made and is waiting for me, waiting ... [goes into trance like state]

There sure is a lot of snow out there ...